Tuesday, June 10, 2008


I <3 spewk

(7:56:09 PM) Spook: is Russia a boy or a girl?
(7:56:20 PM) Scotty: Baby russian is a girl
(7:56:25 PM) Spook: oh good
(7:56:26 PM) Scotty: big russian is teh motherland
(7:56:31 PM) Spook: true
(7:56:34 PM) Scotty: Mathaland!
(7:56:58 PM) Spook: so does this mean Canada is Russia's husband?
(7:57:07 PM) Spook: or are they just friends with benefits
(7:57:11 PM) Scotty: :O
(7:57:16 PM) Scotty: I never thought of that
(7:57:41 PM) Scotty: I think its more like russian is the Sexer of all of canadas friends in an attempt to actually get canada
(7:57:54 PM) Spook: oh I see
(7:58:07 PM) Spook: does that mean Russia sexored the US?
(7:58:14 PM) Scotty: I think so!
(7:58:18 PM) Spook: gasp!
(7:58:23 PM) Scotty: Thaaats what the cold war was about
(7:58:28 PM) Spook: the cold war was warm on the inside
(7:58:48 PM) Scotty: No, cold war was the bad breakup where the U.S. realized it had been used
(7:58:55 PM) Spook: oh shi-
(7:59:07 PM) Spook: Russia just had to go all space race
(7:59:12 PM) Scotty: yeah I know
(7:59:22 PM) Spook: and the US was like, oh no you di-unt!
(7:59:37 PM) Spook: we need to see other people!
(7:59:48 PM) Scotty: ;_;
(7:59:51 PM) Spook: D:
(7:59:54 PM) Scotty: *goes seperate ways*
(7:59:55 PM) Spook: no Skawtee
(7:59:59 PM) Spook: I.. I
(8:00:05 PM) Spook: I loveded yoooouuu
(8:00:19 PM) Scotty: then the U.S. and russia make the super sex in the U.N. security council
(8:00:26 PM) Spook: O:
(8:00:32 PM) Spook: and then Canada got jealous?
(8:00:36 PM) Scotty: angry secks
(8:00:38 PM) Scotty: yes
(8:00:50 PM) Spook: It's all so clear to me now
(8:01:12 PM) Scotty: and then, Canada was like "I'll be your friend again!!"
(8:01:35 PM) Scotty: and the U.S. said "No freaking way! Heres our potheads!"
(8:02:26 PM) Spook: :o
(8:02:45 PM) Scotty: Then the U.S. realized canada had maple syrup, and Canada realized we had the biggest Porn industry of any country
(8:02:53 PM) Scotty: and now they are friends again
(8:03:06 PM) Spook: XD
(8:03:07 PM) Spook: yay
(8:03:12 PM) Scotty: whee!

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