Scotty's wondersome ramblings!

0_0

2008-07-18T21:25:00.001-07:00

(7:27:38 PM) Scotty: fricking dicks
(7:27:41 PM) Scotty: many of them
(7:27:46 PM) Scotty: in my pidgin
(7:27:50 PM) Scotty: everywhar
(7:27:51 PM) Spook: coming out of your eye sockets
(7:27:55 PM) Scotty: 0_0
(7:27:58 PM) Scotty: or should I say
(7:28:14 PM) Scotty: C=8_8=D

toot

2008-07-15T21:22:00.000-07:00

(9:21:44 PM) Otto: omg i am so dead in august
(9:21:51 PM) Scotty: hot girls be digging your junk?
(9:21:58 PM) Otto: in mah trunk
(9:22:49 PM) Scotty: why is your junk in your trunk?

lulz

2008-07-09T21:02:00.001-07:00

(8:58:24 PM) Spook: O HAI
(8:58:30 PM) Spook: I did not see you there
(8:58:30 PM) Scotty: ;_;
(8:58:36 PM) Scotty: grrrrr
(8:58:42 PM) Scotty: I want to smack you two around alot
(8:58:44 PM) Scotty: XD
(8:58:48 PM) Spook: BITE ME
(8:58:50 PM) Scotty: bah! bah bah bah!
(8:58:55 PM) Scotty: lulz
(8:58:59 PM) Scotty: *Bites*
(8:59:02 PM) Scotty: ok now what
(8:59:05 PM) Spook: I am made of LEAD
(8:59:09 PM) Scotty: ohcrap!
(8:59:13 PM) Spook: HA
(8:59:14 PM) Scotty: hax!
(8:59:30 PM) Scotty: :(
(8:59:33 PM) Scotty: I dided
(8:59:39 PM) Spook: :o
(8:59:42 PM) Spook: oh noes
(8:59:47 PM) Spook: what has I done
(8:59:58 PM) Scotty: killed the one man who would bring unity to the chaos
(9:00:14 PM) Spook: how could you ;_;
(9:00:33 PM) Scotty: how could I?!
(9:00:51 PM) Scotty: how could YOU!
(9:01:03 PM) Spook: you bit me
(9:01:14 PM) Scotty: its not my fault you're made of lead
(9:01:19 PM) Spook: me neither
(9:01:22 PM) Spook: I was born this way
(9:01:26 PM) Scotty: CURSES GOD!
(9:01:37 PM) Scotty: I blame god
(9:01:40 PM) Spook: okay
(9:01:47 PM) Scotty: Remeber, he hacks
(9:01:52 PM) Spook: yes indeedy

Ah knick

2008-06-28T14:28:00.001-07:00

(2:27:33 PM) Knick: well I wish fucking preciousprincesspalace would invoice me!
(2:27:43 PM) Scotty: uhmwhut
(2:27:50 PM) Knick: Bricklink
(2:27:52 PM) Scotty: that totally sounded like a jonesy sentence

toasters

2008-06-26T19:29:00.000-07:00

(7:18:20 PM) Scotty: brb
(7:18:34 PM) Spook: DONT LEAVE ME SKAWtEE
(7:18:39 PM) Spook: ;_____;
(7:18:44 PM) Spook: I'm afraid of the dark
(7:18:47 PM) Scotty: ITS ONLY FOR A FEW MINUTES!!!!!
(7:18:52 PM) Spook: oh okay
(7:18:53 PM) Scotty: I haz to do dishes ;_;
(7:19:15 PM) Spook: I'll play backgammon with my imaginary toaster
(7:19:19 PM) Scotty: :o ok
(7:19:28 PM) Spook: named FRED

ah spewk

2008-06-26T18:07:00.000-07:00

(6:05:51 PM) Spook: level budies!
(6:05:55 PM) Spook: *buddies
(6:05:58 PM) Spook: >.>
(6:06:02 PM) Scotty: :D
(6:06:03 PM) Scotty: D:
(6:06:05 PM) Scotty: wait
(6:06:13 PM) Spook: what?
(6:06:23 PM) Scotty: you cant do this (:O O:) with the :D face
(6:06:25 PM) Scotty: damn
(6:06:30 PM) Spook: haha
(6:06:35 PM) Scotty: erase that D:!
(6:06:38 PM) Spook: C: :D
(6:06:43 PM) Scotty: sneaky!
(6:06:51 PM) Spook: :c
(6:06:54 PM) Scotty: *added to the book of tricks!*
(6:06:57 PM) Spook: littlesadface
(6:07:02 PM) Spook: is little and sad
(6:07:06 PM) Scotty: yus

I <3 spewk

2008-06-10T19:59:00.000-07:00

(7:56:09 PM) Spook: is Russia a boy or a girl?
(7:56:20 PM) Scotty: Baby russian is a girl
(7:56:25 PM) Spook: oh good
(7:56:26 PM) Scotty: big russian is teh motherland
(7:56:31 PM) Spook: true
(7:56:34 PM) Scotty: Mathaland!
(7:56:58 PM) Spook: so does this mean Canada is Russia's husband?
(7:57:07 PM) Spook: or are they just friends with benefits
(7:57:11 PM) Scotty: :O
(7:57:16 PM) Scotty: I never thought of that
(7:57:41 PM) Scotty: I think its more like russian is the Sexer of all of canadas friends in an attempt to actually get canada
(7:57:54 PM) Spook: oh I see
(7:58:07 PM) Spook: does that mean Russia sexored the US?
(7:58:14 PM) Scotty: I think so!
(7:58:18 PM) Spook: gasp!
(7:58:23 PM) Scotty: Thaaats what the cold war was about
(7:58:28 PM) Spook: the cold war was warm on the inside
(7:58:48 PM) Scotty: No, cold war was the bad breakup where the U.S. realized it had been used
(7:58:55 PM) Spook: oh shi-
(7:59:07 PM) Spook: Russia just had to go all space race
(7:59:12 PM) Scotty: yeah I know
(7:59:22 PM) Spook: and the US was like, oh no you di-unt!
(7:59:37 PM) Spook: we need to see other people!
(7:59:47 PM) Scotty: ITS TIME FOR A BREAK BETWEEN US!
(7:59:48 PM) Scotty: ;_;
(7:59:51 PM) Spook: D:
(7:59:54 PM) Scotty: *goes seperate ways*
(7:59:55 PM) Spook: no Skawtee
(7:59:59 PM) Spook: I.. I
(8:00:05 PM) Spook: I loveded yoooouuu
(8:00:19 PM) Scotty: then the U.S. and russia make the super sex in the U.N. security council
(8:00:26 PM) Spook: O:
(8:00:32 PM) Spook: and then Canada got jealous?
(8:00:36 PM) Scotty: angry secks
(8:00:38 PM) Scotty: yes
(8:00:50 PM) Spook: It's all so clear to me now
(8:01:12 PM) Scotty: and then, Canada was like "I'll be your friend again!!"
(8:01:35 PM) Scotty: and the U.S. said "No freaking way! Heres our potheads!"
(8:02:26 PM) Spook: :o
(8:02:45 PM) Scotty: Then the U.S. realized canada had maple syrup, and Canada realized we had the biggest Porn industry of any country
(8:02:53 PM) Scotty: and now they are friends again
(8:03:06 PM) Spook: XD
(8:03:07 PM) Spook: yay
(8:03:12 PM) Scotty: whee!